Scandal Inconceivable

also from March 8, 2009

Let's Begin:
 

I never went on a date with Nicole Scherzinger.  When she followed me while on a date with another woman that does not count.
 

I have never spoken to, let alone gone on a date with Christina Aguilera.
 

I never saw Jodie Foster again in person since we were children.
 

I never went on a date with Jenny McCarthy.
 

I never saw Minnie Driver in person before she became pregnant.
 

I was never intimate with Sophia's mother.
 

I would have killed Dominic's mother had she not disappeared.
 

The two reptilians I saw in 1993 apparently disappeared when they were out of my view.
 

The reason I waited for Kamil to figure it out was that I said I would not kill "the baby" while I was in high school.
 

You could call me Baby Killer Messiah, now.  

 

And I do not play favorites.