I said it first!

1.  I said C*ntina F*ckulera, the idiotic gay midget resembled Snooki:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jesuskrishna/wait-a-minute-did-snooki-go-blonde-1ybr

but everyone seems to be jumping on that bandwagon since the Golden Globes.

2. On June 30th 2006, without ever meeting this young lady, I dubbed her "Snooki."  Now she wants everyone to know "her name is Nicole."

Notice how it all connects back to me.  Amazing, huh?