1. I said C*ntina F*ckulera, the idiotic gay midget resembled Snooki:
but everyone seems to be jumping on that bandwagon since the Golden Globes.
2. On June 30th 2006, without ever meeting this young lady, I dubbed her "Snooki." Now she wants everyone to know "her name is Nicole."
Notice how it all connects back to me. Amazing, huh?