contributed on March 14, 2010
Me: Lord. I am depressed.
God: Tell me what is bothering you.
Me: It has to do with the shape-shifters. The strange eyes and teeth people part of the assignment.
Lord: Yes. Not easy, is it?
Me: No. Although I have not looked at the data directly by my calculations there are somewhere between 500,000 and 7,000,000 of them. I am outnumbered by so many.
Lord: I will handle that part of it.
Me: Why do people call me names behind my back? Why is it so many people think they are prophets? Is there not a "prophet complex" for these people? If so many are looking for the end then they will find it, right?
Lord: Yes. This has not been a waste of your time. It is all been done for the greatest good.
Me: Why is it that the Scriptural changes were not announced? Why do I have to tell people what they should have known all this time?
Lord: They are arrogant and ignorant. They revel in defying the Commandments. They like to fight. They will submit to us sooner or later.