Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I Really Mean It

from February 8, 2010

Despite equivocating denials to the contrary, the regime in Iran is desperate for nuclear weapons.

Here is what I propose:

Every nation that has nuclear weapons should send one to Iran, business end first, so they will intimately know what nuclear weapons are like, what a Holocaust is, and how it feels to be wiped off the map.   Perhaps uprooted would be more appropriate.

Have you finally come to realize Ruhollah Khomeini had that tell-tale "mouth like a wedge?"

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU SO YEARS AGO IF YOU HAD JUST LISTENED TO ME!

Cells 3 & 4 with one shot!

Perhaps you would prefer my message in a more Jesus/parable/biblical fashion. 

FINE!

There was a boat that was captained by a lunatic for 10 days.  After 10 days the lunatic captain died.  His boat destroyed a lot of other boats but the crew of the lunatic's boat decided they would install new captains that followed the lunatic's way of doing things for another twenty days.  How many days will it take for the boat to get back to where it could have been had it been captained by people that make sense?

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