Golden Globes
Event where Cat People and their hypocritical spouses from all over the world get all dressed up, have a big fancy feast, kiss each other's asses while telling each other how wonderful and important they are.
Two and a Half Men
Jenny McCarthy's favorite trick.
Avatar
What I am much more than.
Family Guy
What I could have been but have been denied too many times.
Gangster's Paradise
California, Burma, or Iran.
Sweet Escape
What Gwen Stefani, and many others, cannot do.
Wicked
Best name for this generation.
Mystery
Should be emblazoned on Nicole Scherzinger's head.
The Warning
What I gave people plenty of but they did not heed.
Brothers
What Bob Marley and Peter Tosh were. Essentially the same thing happened to Tupak and Biggie.
Proposition 8
That which has the greatest potential to divide the United States.
The O.C.
Where the statues of Jesus look just like me.
Gossip Girl
Lindsay, Paris, Tila, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney, Jessica, Taylor, Kathy, blah blah blah... WHATEVER!
Event where Cat People and their hypocritical spouses from all over the world get all dressed up, have a big fancy feast, kiss each other's asses while telling each other how wonderful and important they are.
Two and a Half Men
Jenny McCarthy's favorite trick.
Avatar
What I am much more than.
Family Guy
What I could have been but have been denied too many times.
Gangster's Paradise
California, Burma, or Iran.
Sweet Escape
What Gwen Stefani, and many others, cannot do.
Wicked
Best name for this generation.
Mystery
Should be emblazoned on Nicole Scherzinger's head.
The Warning
What I gave people plenty of but they did not heed.
Brothers
What Bob Marley and Peter Tosh were. Essentially the same thing happened to Tupak and Biggie.
Proposition 8
That which has the greatest potential to divide the United States.
The O.C.
Where the statues of Jesus look just like me.
Gossip Girl
Lindsay, Paris, Tila, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney, Jessica, Taylor, Kathy, blah blah blah... WHATEVER!
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