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keeping it coming on January 2, 2010

I explained why the Scriptures changed.
I predicted they would again, and they did.
I have the right to change your prayers and rituals.

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Hail Tamar, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, the Messiah. Holy Tamar, Mother of Jesus Krishna, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen