still going on October 28, 2009
I would love to file my taxes.
However there are some problems.
I got screwed so heavily I don't know where to begin.
In 2006, I would have to declare myself as Consultant. And a failure.
In 2007, I would be professional asshole, target chump and Bible changer.
In 2008, I was a delivery driver and scumbag. Some work as target dummy.
In 2009, mostly an insane and irate scumbag.
What exemptions or exceptions would I be entitled to?
I have lost all my records as they were thrown out waiting for someone, anyone, in the recording industry to show up and act like they cared. "Act like" because I know they don't.
I used to rule the world. Now I just sweep the floor.
Just ask Suge Knight!