published for your consideration on October 13, 2009
Me: Came up with "Dick in a Box" concept.
Justin: Appeared in "Dick in a Box."
Me: Admired Xtina.
Justin: Wanted Britney.
Me: Hates Vegas.
Justin: Goes there.
Me: Moral Leader (Hat of Mickey Mouse Ear)
Justin: Former Club member.
Me: Broke and in debt.
Justin: Making money left and right.
Me: Followed by strangers.
Me: Has not met Rhianna, yet.
Justin: Knows Rhianna.
Me: Spent all my money. Expected Ho's to listen.
Justin: Surrounded by Ho's.
Me: Used to watch SNL.
Justin: Is ON SNL a lot.