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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Xtina Jokes

posted July 10, 2009

What's the difference between Nicole, the world's biggest ho, and Xtina?

Xtina had the baby.
 


What's the difference between Xtina and Jessica Simpson?

Xtina pointed at me in Cleveland. Jessica pointed at Robyn Leach's transsexual escort in Las Vegas.
 


What is the difference between Xtina and Madona?

Madonna's older.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Britney?

Britney can drive, just not very well.
 


What's the difference between Xtina and Puffy?

I have wanted to kill Puffy longer.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Denise Richards?

Denise can't sing.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Portman?

Portman wanted the Jeep.
 


What's the difference between Xtina and Sarah Silverman?

Sarah needed a shaygetz.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Scarlett Johansen?

One cup size.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Beyonce?

I hate Beyonce more than life itself.
 


Why has Mariah Carey been more successful than Xtina?

Mariah is Cat People and she has better management.

 


What's the difference between Xtina and Sophia?

Sophia's never been in a church.


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