for your consideration on July 21, 2009
Me: Lord, please be gentle with me.
GOD: Why haven't you died yet?
Me: I came close. I want to die, I just cannot take the plunge.
GOD: You are vexing me. You saw that vision correctly. You were supposed to jump.
Me: I know. But I beg your forgiveness. The visions you give me are overwhelming. Almost every time I close my eyes I see incredible things. That one hit me as soon as I turned the key off in the rest area and blinked.
GOD: Did you see the dark cloud one?
Me: Yes. Was that the impact on Jupiter?
GOD: Some people might accept that as the answer. Don't you think it was more significant than that?
Me: People don't want to hear those things. They want happy endings.
GOD: We have never been closer.
Me: Yes. Vision of the lightbulb. There is me and then the rest of humanity.
GOD: They are mostly worthless. They owe you everything and give you hardly anything at all. Remind them I am not causing the flood, they are.
Me: I have. Please forgive me for being as blind as I have been to the CAT PEOPLE problem. They are all over the place.
GOD: You see things as they really are. I am amazed you put up with all the equivocating nonsense that you do.
Me: What choice do I have?
GOD: HA HA HA. That was funny. I thank myself every day for creating you. I don't know where I would be without you.
Me: I think the same thing, too.