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Saturday, December 11, 2010

How to be Natalie Portman

attributed on July 10, 2010

I will direct you.

You are an Israeli girl and think because Benjamin, who is Jesus, is half-Israeli the two of you have a lot in common.

You take your time growing up and spend too much time consulting with the violators of Deuteronomy 18.  These friends are very supportive of you because you have the same birthday as Gloria, but ignore the fact you were born in the wrong year.

On June 30, 2006 you relay the message to the Messiah, through Nicole, that you want his Jeep.

The Messiah says you are not compatible with him, too busy, too rich, and late.

GO!

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