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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Wanna be Jesus? Here's how (do it again)

from May 26, 2010

Your best friend in high school leads you down the path of being Reaper Jesus, the holy hit man.

He tells you that there is a couple in Philadelphia that wants to kill you.  They have several children that they are going to indoctrinate in how to kill you.  Your lunatic sister has already tried to get her live-in boyfriend to kill you.

This friend tells you to "just do it" because the two of them must die.  Everything he is saying sounds wrong but his family keeps strictly kosher.  You go to bed and ask God to help you even though you have no clue what this has to do with anything.

When you go back to school the next day you plan on telling this person you don't want to hear any more about killing people in your sleep.  Before you can tell him that, he tells you the couple in Philadelphia is dead and now you have to kill all their children.

GO!

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