blogged to the world on May 23, 2010
I'll direct you.
You are a Jewish baby boy born June 18, 1963 at Daniel Freeman Hospital in Inglewood, CA. Due to some complications you are born blue and your parents can't take you home to their apartment on Nicolette Avenue in Baldwin Hills.
Your three year old sister is Ruhollah Khomeini in female form because she was born May 7, 1960.
The next day your parents get you and a lady tells your Mom you are going to be The Messiah!