on April 29, 2010
I have no idea how many people actually believed Nicole Scherzinger was my wife based on a really bad move on my part about a year and a half before she was born.
If you heard any of our conversation on June 30, 2006, I divorced her Old Testament style.
I said, and I quote,
"I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee. You are free to go."
She did not speak a word while I did that. According to the ancient sages were are split. We were never together to begin with, but just in case anyone in this world thought we were, I made it clear she is, was, and will be unacceptable to me forever and ever.