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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Xtina, how do I hate thee?

created May 1, 2010

Xtina Gagulera.   How do I hate thee?  Let me count the ways.

You are Kamil, but prettier.
You are Janice, but more popular.
You are Nicole, but sold more records.
You are Neelam, but you are a kidnapper.
You are my Dad, but you think I need to risk my life for you.
You are my sister, but are less able to lift a finger for me.
You are Gloria, but never showed up.
You are Jodie Foster, but in closer proximity.
You are Jon, but cannot part with any money.
You are Lauren, but even less capable of relating.
You are Jenny McCarthy but began prostituting my child soon after it was born.

How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

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