Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Dear Gary

Posted on September 1, 2008

What is it like being married to Rosemary, the ugly version of Imelda Marcos shape-shifter SBK?  It must drive you insane.

Could you please tell me what you did to raise Nicole properly?  Nothing as far as I can tell.  Did you know she runs around the world looking for big black cocks to suck?  If you don't have one of those, she wants you to put a sheath on your dick.  Did you teach her about that?  Did you teach her to chase after other famous married men?  Did you ever discuss the Ten Commandments with her?  Why did she wind up violating all of them repeatedly?  Did you want me to die as well?

What kind of father are you?  Is that how you raise a child?  Ignore the plight of the Messiah, deny him all reasonable requests and respect, and have sex with his enemies?  Did you think Jesus was some sort of disposable item for your daughter and her friends to try to kill then toss aside as they sought out fame and fortune?  Are you a mad man?

I thought you were a Jew.  Did you ever get those women of yours into a temple even once?  How can you justify raising such a catastrophe?  That family of yours is an embarrassment to: Russians, Filipinos, Germans, Hawaiians, shape-shifters, Americans, and women.  Talk about hitting the jackpot. 

But if you have money then no one really gives a damn, right?

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