from the blog entry of March 13, 2009
I don't want you to go there.
STFU, Bitch!
I want the Ghostbusters car!
STFU, Bitch!
My lawyer says I should get a prenup.
STFU, Bitch!
I'm not comfortable not being on stage.
STFU, Bitch!
You kill your sister.
STFU, Bitch!
I'm a shape-shifter!
STFU, Bitch!
I want you to kill Jeanine.
STFU, Bitch!
We've met.
STFU, Bitch!
I think I can save him.
STFU, Bitch!
I think I can save her.
STFU, Bitch!
I want her to be your champion.
STFU, Bitch!
Tell Dr. Phil.
STFU, Bitch!
Explain.
STFU, Bitch!
Explain it to him.
STFU, Bitch!
Overdo it.
STFU, Bitch!
Jenny McCarthy says you're the father of her child.
STFU, Bitch!
What about Minnie Driver?
STFU, Bitch!
Put it in the future.
STFU, Bitch!
Natalie Portman wants to buy your Jeep.
STFU, Bitch!
Can you kill Jodie Foster's children?
STFU, Bitch!
Do Baby Nicole Knows Everything.
STFU, Bitch!
Do you blame me for the accident on Fountain?
STFU, Bitch!
He's "Greed."
STFU, Bitch!
She's "Envy."
STFU, Bitch!
He says it's going to be inside the box.
STFU, Bitch!
Say Cyclone Nargis.
STFU, Bitch!
Why don't you just get a job?
STFU, Bitch!
Something bad is going to happen there.
STFU, Bitch!
I want you to take care of your thumb.
STFU, Bitch!
His name is Chris Geisler!
STFU, Bitch!
Ben, can you save me?
STFU, Bitch!
What is going to happen July 11th?
STFU, Bitch!
What does it make you think of?
STFU, Bitch!
Make it scary.
STFU, Bitch!
Make it about me.
STFU, Bitch!
Ok, who gets that one?
STFU, Bitch!
Do you think I get it done in time?
STFU, Bitch!
What about "Baby, give me one more chance."
STFU, Bitch!
You need a blow job!
STFU, Bitch!
La Victoria to the rescue.
STFU, Bitch!
What about "King of Pain?"
STFU, Bitch!
Can we drive you crazy?
STFU, Bitch!
Can I threaten to sell a house if I want to take a bath with you?
STFU, Bitch!
I get it!
STFU, Bitch!
I wanna feel your pain.
STFU, Bitch!
What should I have done?
STFU, Bitch!
What did I say?
STFU, Bitch!
I looked like a thing. What did I look like?
STFU, Bitch!
I want to decorate it.
STFU, Bitch!
I like to make scrapbooks.
STFU, Bitch!
You're going to have sex with her.
STFU, Bitch!
Imagine having sex with me and Victoria.
STFU, Bitch!
She wants to have sex with you.
STFU, Bitch!
What about Alicia Keys?
STFU, Bitch!
Stronger...Stronger
STFU, Bitch!
Say something nice about it.
STFU, Bitch!
Now save him.
STFU, Bitch!
Now save her.
STFU, Bitch!
Snoop says she's perfect for you.
STFU, Bitch!
Who's Imelda?
STFU, Bitch!
How much should I bet?
STFU, Bitch!
Z wants her.
STFU, Bitch!
She says that's perfect.
STFU, Bitch!
She loves that joke.
STFU, Bitch!
Make it a song.
STFU, Bitch!
He says he wouldn't start if he were you.
STFU, Bitch!
He wants to give you a present.
STFU, Bitch!
It slows him down!
STFU, Bitch!
What do think of "Let the music set you free?"
STFU, Bitch!
You have to go through West Virginia.
STFU, Bitch!
I want my sister to live there.
STFU, Bitch!
We found her.
STFU, Bitch!
Make it sound normal.
STFU, Bitch!
What about the grilled cheese sandwich lady?
STFU, Bitch!
Make it sound fatalistic.
STFU, Bitch!
She says you should see it.
STFU, Bitch!
He wants a really silly joke.
STFU, Bitch!
He says you're going to live for 1000 years.
STFU, Bitch!
Are you gonna die when you turn 44?
STFU, Bitch!
What was I thinking?
STFU, Bitch!
Thanks, Ben.
STFU, Bitch!
What do I say?
STFU, Bitch!
Is this the first time we've talked on the phone?
STFU, Bitch!
I love Radioactive Man.
STFU, Bitch!
I like your new hat!
STFU, Bitch!
What about "Love Cats?"
STFU, Bitch!
Do the lion from "Kentucky Fried Movie."
STFU, Bitch!
I wanna be Ms. Reaper.
STFU, Bitch!
Who do you think sings better?
STFU, Bitch!
He says you use a tazer on your Dad to make his eyes change color.
STFU, Bitch!
Avril Levine wants to help.
STFU, Bitch!
Just do it!
STFU, Bitch!
I want you to beat him up.
STFU, Bitch!
I want the two of you to be friends.
STFU, Bitch!
Who's Lisa Marie?
STFU, Bitch!
She's Piglett.
STFU, Bitch!
Make it dirty.
STFU, Bitch!
Do Christina.
STFU, Bitch!
He's Sugar Daddy.
STFU, Bitch!
What about the alien book?
STFU, Bitch!
So when's the megaphone?
STFU, Bitch!
Can you make me a necklace of Glowing Beads?
STFU, Bitch!
Kill me, but make it a joke.
STFU, Bitch!
Ok, Ben. kill me Eden's Crush style.
It must be hard to be you. (Blam Blam) Ok! Obviously we had a real problem with Cat Girl. Cat Girl was the problem the whole time. I'm the Messiah! There was never a problem with me. Ok, good!
OK GOOOOOD!
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